Bring me some pie!: Archive

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Lol tumblr on new years eve though

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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I'm not Tumblr famous.

Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1). People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky. I don’t get asked for pictures of me. People don’t ask me for requests. I don’t have alot to offer. most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs i LOVE LOVE LOVE every little follower of mine

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Stupid guards in Assassin's Creed.

Bitches should listen to me to run the fuck away before I murder them with my fucking hidden blades and leave their families to beg and die on the streets from starvation. Just saying. Tried to warn them. So fucking pissed off.

Jan 1st

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Excuse me while I go murder some fucking bitches in Assassin’s Creed.

Dec 31st

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KATY YOU'RE A BITCH AND I HATE YOU GTFO

YOU BITCH.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Jude Law sighting in Berkeley, CA?

SO A REALLY FUCKING FUNNY STORY. My friend invites me to a football game today in Berkeley. I say no. She invites another friend. They go. They see JUDE. FUCKING. LAW. with all the paparazzi and all that. Tried to get an autograph for me. No luck. I am hating life so badly right now. Wow. Seriously. What. The. Fuck. They’re not lying either. I can’t believe it. Just my luck.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Maybe if I start this year crappy it’ll end okay…

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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graceful-octopus asked: hello :)

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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pawlmecartknee asked: WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY ASKS

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Can't I learn?

I wish I didn’t look forward to new years. I just look forward to more disappointment. I know, I have to change in order for something good to happen to me but aren’t good things supposed to come to those who wait? I know I’ve certainly been waiting. But who am I to decide if I’ve waited long enough? I don’t know. New Years is overrated and I don’t like it. I...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Baseball Player: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Baseball Player: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Baseball player: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Baseball Player: What?
Me: What?
Baseball Player: 
Me: 
Baseball Player: 
Me: 
Baseball Player: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... baseball. 
Hockey Player: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: baseball.
Hockey Player: But - 
Me: baseball.